As Peter Falk would say...

...One more thing. Then I'll shut up and post another %&@*ing list. You can now search this blog easily. There's a search bar over on your right. I figured such a feature is a good idea when your blog is nothing but random, useless junk.

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Hey. Why don't some of you Listy Bordens sign up to follow me on this blog? There's a thingy over on the right that lets you do it.

Also, I welcome comments, suggestions, and stuff like that there. You don't need to be a member of Blogger or anything like that, so comment away.

Addendum to List #2: Things Old People Say

7. Icebox

List of Lists...Eventually

Okay, I'm going to start numbering my lists (and go back and retroactively number the ones I already did). Why? Because what could be cooler than a list of lists?

Also, my lists are like the chapel services during revival week when I attended boarding school: they never truly end. So when I think of something to add to a list, I will post an addendum.

3. Things Old People Say

1. Tinseltown
2. Idiot Box
3. Kopacetic
4. Boob Tube
5. Cellular Telephone
6. Young People

2. Least Stolen Items

1. Public restroom plungers.
2. Used suction cups.
3. Aircraft carriers.
4. Used shoe sole inserts.
5. VHS copies of Kramer Vs. Kramer.

1. Things That Do Not Make You Interesting

1. You hate Christmas.
2. You think the Beatles are overrated.
3. Your shoes.
4. You ironically ring the "Ring the Bell if You Got Good Service!" bell on your way out of a restaurant.
5. You don't participate in any kind of social networking on the Internet.
6. You don't own a cell phone.
7. You ironically Trick or Treat as a teenager.
8. Your family was/is dysfunctional.
9. You don't watch TV.
10. Your penchant for cigarettes or coffee.
11. You bring your laptop to the coffee shop.
12. Big sunglasses.