Addendum to List #2: Things Old People Say

7. Icebox

List of Lists...Eventually

Okay, I'm going to start numbering my lists (and go back and retroactively number the ones I already did). Why? Because what could be cooler than a list of lists?

Also, my lists are like the chapel services during revival week when I attended boarding school: they never truly end. So when I think of something to add to a list, I will post an addendum.

3. Things Old People Say

1. Tinseltown
2. Idiot Box
3. Kopacetic
4. Boob Tube
5. Cellular Telephone
6. Young People

2. Least Stolen Items

1. Public restroom plungers.
2. Used suction cups.
3. Aircraft carriers.
4. Used shoe sole inserts.
5. VHS copies of Kramer Vs. Kramer.

1. Things That Do Not Make You Interesting

1. You hate Christmas.
2. You think the Beatles are overrated.
3. Your shoes.
4. You ironically ring the "Ring the Bell if You Got Good Service!" bell on your way out of a restaurant.
5. You don't participate in any kind of social networking on the Internet.
6. You don't own a cell phone.
7. You ironically Trick or Treat as a teenager.
8. Your family was/is dysfunctional.
9. You don't watch TV.
10. Your penchant for cigarettes or coffee.
11. You bring your laptop to the coffee shop.
12. Big sunglasses.